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One Morning In The Office Take 12

Philip G Henley — Sat, 23 Jan 2021 10:41:07 +0000

One Morning in the office is a thread on Goodreads No longer @realDonaldTrump Goodreads full comments“This way Mr. President”“I know the way, I was Vice-President for eight years you know.”“Yes, Sir, Sorry Sir”“Why are all these ramps here?”“Disability access ramps, Sir”“I know what they are why are they here?”“Your predecessor stated you may need them […]

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One Morning In The Office Take 11

Philip G Henley — Sat, 14 Nov 2020 09:51:47 +0000

One Morning in the Office @realDonaldTrump Goodreads full comments “Mr President, Mr President?” Silence “Mr President, where are you?” Muffled, “Under the desk.” “Sir, why are you under the desk?” “I’m not leaving.” “No, Sir you have until January.” “I’m not leaving ever!” “Sir, I have your Big Mac extra large, you can eat it […]

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One Morning In The Office Take 10

Philip G Henley — Thu, 18 Jun 2020 07:12:36 +0000

One Morning in The Office @realDonaldTrump Goodreads full comments Zoom Video Conference – hacked recording… Vlad: “Are we all here?” Xi: “Yes Comrade Chairman, I mean friend.” Assad: “Where’s Kim?” Xi: “He’s on mute again” Vlad: “Permanently?” Xi: “No one knows.” Don: “Hey Xi, like the hat and full protective face mask – I thought […]

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One Morning In The Office Take 9

Philip G Henley — Fri, 22 Nov 2019 10:33:27 +0000

One Morning In The Office – a satire @realDonaldTrump "Vlad, how are you? We haven't chatted in ages. Why are you laughing?" "Ha, Ha, Ha, Oh Don, Don, Don my friend you are so funny." "Why? What have I done?" "Your Tweets of course. Your ability to spread disbelief and confusion are second to none. […]

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One Morning In The Office Take 8

Philip G Henley — Sat, 16 Feb 2019 11:33:49 +0000

One Morning In The Office – a satire @realDonaldTrump “Sir, you asked for the preprepared national Emergency speeches.” Thanks, “I’ll rehearse them now – want them to sound punchy.” “It’s a national emergency. The USA is being attacked I tell you. It’s whole way of life is under threat and the wall is the only […]

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One Morning In The Office Take 7

Philip G Henley — Sat, 21 Jul 2018 09:36:07 +0000

One Morning in The Office – a satire @realdonaldtrump "Welcome back Mr President." "Good to be back, Air Force One's bed is too small." "Compared to?" "All my other beds and the hotels, even the UK Ambassador's residence was bigger." "Do yo want me to get a bigger bed in Air Force One?" "I've already […]

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One Morning In The Office Take 6

Philip G Henley — Sat, 29 Jul 2017 08:51:57 +0000

One Morning In The Office – a satire @realdonaldtrump "Who the hell are you?" "I'm the cleaner Mr. President." "Where is everyone?" "Who, Sir?" "Sean, Reince, Michael, even that Comey fella?" "I'm not sure I am the right one to ask?" "You're part of my staff aren't you, you should know." "Actually my Great Leader […]

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One Morning In The Office Take 5

Philip G Henley — Fri, 12 May 2017 16:58:35 +0000

One Morning In The Office – a satire @realdonaldtrump "Vlad?" "Don! How are you? Sacked any more Directors yet?" "Give me time." "I've told you time is of the essence don't give them time to think, change continuously." "I know, I know... Is that why you sent me the guide?" "Yes I've updated from last […]

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One Morning In The Office Take 4

Philip G Henley — Sat, 18 Mar 2017 11:05:19 +0000

One Morning In The Office – a satire @realdonaldtrump "Morning Mr. President" "Morning Sean" "Here's the list Rex sent" "What list?" "The one you asked for with the countries you haven't insulted or accused yet." "But there's only one sheet of paper and there's only two countries listed that's if Burkina Faso is a country?" […]

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One Morning In The Office Take 3

Philip G Henley — Sat, 11 Mar 2017 09:31:18 +0000

One Morning In The Office @realdonaldtrump "Mr. President great news." "What's happened?" "A judge ruled in our favour." "About time, so the new Exec order is OK then." "Not quite, there's one problem." "What now?" "It's the same judge." "The same one?" "Yeah the one you called an idiot and anti-democratic." "Did I say that?" […]

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