{"id":1360,"date":"2019-11-22T10:33:27","date_gmt":"2019-11-22T10:33:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/phenweb.wordpress.com\/?p=1360"},"modified":"2025-06-19T19:18:04","modified_gmt":"2025-06-19T18:18:04","slug":"one-morning-in-the-office-take-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/phenweb.co.uk\/es\/one-morning-in-the-office-take-9\/","title":{"rendered":"One Morning In The Office Take 9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One Morning In The Office &#8211; a satire @realDonaldTrump<\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">\"Vlad, how are you? We haven't chatted in ages. Why are you laughing?\"\n\"Ha, Ha, Ha, Oh Don, Don, Don my friend you are so funny.\"\n\"Why? What have I done?\"\n\"Your Tweets of course. Your ability to spread disbelief and confusion are second to none. Even Xi is impressed.\nBashar is getting one of his universities to start teaching it. And Erdo\u011fan is especially impressed.\"\n\"He wanted me to withdraw.\"\n\"So, did I.\"\n\"Well I have.\"\n\"Yes a huge success for us.\"\n\"I'm protecting American lives.\"\n\"Of course you are. Anyway about your impeachment.\"\n\"Fake news!\"\n\"This is me Vlad, not some journalist.'\n\"Sorry.\"\n\"A word of advice?\"\n\"What?\"\n\"Cut down the number of people listening to your phone calls.\"\n\"Why?\"\n\"They take records.\"\n\"Wrong records.\"\n\"We have the tapes.\"\n\"I dispute them.\"\n\"Good that's the right approach. Now, have you seen the new list.\"\n\"Which list? You send so many?\"\n\"The list for National Security Advisor and Secretary of State.\"\n\"I haven't sacked them yet.\"\n\"Not this month. Anyway keep the Ukraine angle going as long as possible and ignore all those security briefings.\"\n\"I am. How are the election plans going.\"\n\"You don't need to know but our advertising budget is doing well. 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