{"id":1181,"date":"2019-02-16T11:33:49","date_gmt":"2019-02-16T11:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/phenweb.wordpress.com\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2025-06-19T19:18:07","modified_gmt":"2025-06-19T18:18:07","slug":"one-morning-in-the-office-take-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/phenweb.co.uk\/es\/one-morning-in-the-office-take-8\/","title":{"rendered":"One Morning In The Office Take 8"},"content":{"rendered":"

One Morning In The Office – a satire @realDonaldTrump<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Sir, you asked for the preprepared national Emergency speeches.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thanks, “I’ll rehearse them now – want them to sound punchy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“It’s a national emergency. The USA is being attacked I tell you. It’s whole way of life is under threat and the wall is the only thing that will stop it\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Thought I had done that one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“You have Mr President.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“OK\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. The whole country is being attacked I tell you a cabal of federal investigators is destroying the nation and needs to be stopped I have ordered the National Guard to deploy to Quantico to prevent the FBI invading Washington <\/li>
  2. The whole country is being attacked I tell you. Swarms of Iranian troops are at this moment tunnelling from Persia into our territory and our only option is to build a wall across the Atlantic to prevent them getting in – I’ll only need another $500bn<\/li>
  3. The whole country is being attacked by the vicious press I tell you. I have therefore declared a state of emergency and instructed a new Executive Branch Department reporting directly to me to don their new black uniforms and patrol the offices of all media outlets especially CNN and NYT to ensure that this propaganda is not spread. The alleged ‘journalists’ and their families will be sent for special training in brand new labour camps I am ordering constructed next to suitable rail yards. Thus improving job prospects for hard working Americans everywhere<\/li>
  4. The whole country is under attack from conspiracy elements inside our major democratic institutions who are refusing to pass the laws this nation needs. I have therefore disbanded Congress and the Senate and ensured our representatives safety by getting them to join the alleged journalists. This will save America Billions”<\/li><\/ol>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    One Morning In The Office – a satire @realDonaldTrump “Sir, you asked for the preprepared national Emergency speeches.” Thanks, “I’ll rehearse them now – want them to sound punchy.” “It’s a national emergency. The USA is being attacked I tell you. It’s whole way of life is under threat and the wall is the only […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,888],"tags":[200],"class_list":["post-1181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-blogs","category-one-morning-in-the-office-satire","tag-donald-trump-the-wall"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t