One Morning In The Office – a satire @realdonaldtrump<\/p>\n
\"Who the hell are you?\"\n\"I'm the cleaner Mr. President.\"\n\"Where is everyone?\"\n\"Who, Sir?\"\n\"Sean, Reince, Michael, even that Comey fella?\"\n\"I'm not sure I am the right one to ask?\"\n\"You're part of my staff aren't you, you should know.\"\n\"Actually my Great Leader pays for me to be here.\"\n\"So I can't fire you.\"\n\"You could but Mr. Putin would not be happy.\"\n\"Vlad sent you, to be my cleaner?\"\n\"No, it was agreed at the meeting. I'm a Russian orphan you have helped into the country.\"\n\"But your nearly 60?\"\n\"Both my parents are dead.\"\n\"I think that qualifies then. So where is every one?\"\n\"Who Sir?\n\"Sean and the rest of them?\"\n\"You fired them Sir.\"\n\"I'm good at that had a TV show did you watch it?\"\n\"I preferred the British version.\"\n\"There's a British version?\"\n\"Yes a Mr. Sugar runs it.\"\n\"You're making it up.\"\n\"No Sir it's on the BBC and Cable.\"\n\"Not Fox?\"\n\"No. Look, should I get someone for you to talk to? Our Great Leader will want me to report back on something not just our chat.\"\n\"Is there anyone else?\"\n\"Your new Communications Director.\"\n\"Remind me...\"\n\"Anthony Scaramucci.\"\n\"Er...\"\n\"I'll go get him Sir. Your new chief of staff will be over soon too.\"\n\"Who's that?\"\n\"John Kelly, he's a general.\"\n\"I thought I fired the general.\"\n\"This is a different one.\"\n\"I have more than one?\"\n\"You have many generals. Mr President, but it's a state secret how many.\"\n\"I'm the President you can tell me.\"\n\"I mean a Russian State Secret- I would have to ask our other Great Leader.\"\n\"Don't bother Vlad.\"\n\"I think Xi has the latest count.\"\n\"Good man Xi. So where is Anthony Scara, Scar erm...\"\n\"He's sorting out the lot Sir.\"\n\"The what?\"\n\"He's offering a special opening day sale, using the White House lawn; nice balloons.\"\n\"Selling what?\"\n\"American cars I believe. He's got a latino couple in at the moment trying to get them to take the limo' with all the trimmings.\"\n\"Has he checked their immigration status?\"\n\"I'm sure he will, after he has the money.\"\n\"Good man.\"\n\"Was there anything else Mr. President only I need to see my doctor?\"\n\"No as long as you have finished tidying up. You get health care with this role?\"\n\"No Mr. President but thanks to you I still have ObamaCare.\"\n\"What!\"<\/pre>\n